valentine aspie style
Mom: Happy Valentine’s Day, [Captain Comic].
Capt. Comic: Thanks.(slurps on vanilla malt)
Mom: You know, you could say it back.
Capt. Comic (glances up, down, slurps): HVD, Mom.
Mom: Thanks, buddy.
Capt. Comic: Oh wait, HVDTY. There, I said it. Can I have a piece of your chocolate coating?
Now that’s love.